I know you're gonna totally love the Trybersuck! 👍
THISSSSsssSSSSssssSSSSssss 🌬️🎈
This is the
Testicle Scrotum Truck ®️
😠 *Vine boom sound*
Because it is made for people who think
they have big balls
and a big 🍆
but... they don't!
😠
But anyway...
It's the most hated car 👎
so far this decade.
It looks like a...
Dickmobile 😁
😡
And it almost smells like a
100 year old
collapsed vagina 😬
👺
It's not so nice...
but well, whatever...
Here we are in 2025
So... time to
start diggin' in your butt, twin 😏
It's absolutely insane!
It has... insane!
It has... insaaaane
bedroom performance 😉
"OOOOH AND YOU'RE NASTAAAYY" 🎵 Scissor Sisters - Filthy/Gorgeous 🎵
It's actually got a giant
asssssss
😮‍💨🍑
So you're probably wondering...
How do you-
"work this... large automobile?" 🎵 Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime 🎵
And then you're also probably wondering...
h...h...h...h...hh...hhhh
How do you 💩 yourself
on demand while
DRIVING THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK!?
Well the answer is...
You press the "BUTT OVERFLOW" switch here
and then all the poopiness
is extracted from your seat
and it comes out in the back of the Cybertruck 🛻➡️💩
Now, it looks like there is a giant hole
right in the middle of the rear.
Don't stick your
c0ck in there!
It's not a real butt!
And... it's not going to feel good!
There's no hand over hand over hand over hand over haaand
over ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
It's all electric, so
you can PISSSSS
all over everything inside
and it will stop working immediately!
...which is a cool feature
So... look out for number one!
🥁
But, if you don't piss inside the truck first,
you can see Crazy Frog on the infotainment screen
🎵 Crazy Frog - Axel F 🎵
or... Psy!
🎵 cs188 - OPPA GODDAMN STYLE 🎵
Or, if you wanna watch p**n or whatever...
There's a "love box"
in the center s*x screen
So, you can do whatever you like 😉
(I have no idea what this is supposed to mean)
*boing boing boing*
Also worth pointing out:
I had to do a butt wipe
after a rather sticky
defecation situation 😬
a few months ago
????
...hoyoh ???
hoU
Actually, I have been
FARTING
really bad
every hour
every day of the week, so...
Be sure to check out my
"Restroom Time" podcast
with new stinky episodes
coming every hour!
ThiiiisSsSs
is an ANGY
pixelated dog
pixelated dog 🤔
Most people probably wouldn't notice
it's pixelated!
...or a dog
Here's an interesting item:
There are no back wheels, NONE!
No back wheels at all.
Which is a cool feature 😎
You just see one giant FLALF
*very unpleasant rubber rubbing sound*
Another interesting item:
Take a look at the back of the front of the tire...
which is located in the front wheel arches...
below the side of the windshield...
to the front of the inside of the front back wheel area...
which is across the way from the rest of the back of the truck...
but... it doesn't really go below the truck's rear.
It's not *quite* in the center of the bottom of the little things above me, so...
it's not like there's a space for the side of the exterior adornments...
👁️👅👁️
🍦
WHAT THE F**K AM I DOING
??????
By the way, I'm going to
expose my backside
to the front side
of the camera! 😃
I'm only an inch or two away from the glass above me
But... don't ever tap the glass!
🎵 Tyler, The Creator - Don't Tap The Glass 🎵
...
"Don't..."
"tap..."
*tap tap*
*SMASH*
"Oh I BROKE it!" 😭
😠
Normally, I like going into a store.
But it's Sears...
and that's boring 🥱
Jack White: "oooohh I think I smell a smell"
*diddle diddle diddle diddle*
Now, if you wanna briefly
run into a large metal door
you can do that!
And then just pull the plug
on your lifeless body the next day 👍
"I DON'T GIVE A SHI-" 🎵 Obscurest Vinyl - Rubbin' and a Tuggin' My Nips 🎵
BUT NO, you don't wanna do that
until you see...
the tonneau cover
that covers up the
ton o' CRAP
in the back of your
stupid ass overpriced
metal paperweight.
And then step right into your bed
a-a-a-a-a-and
Watch *this* because it's very cool:
You can completely cover up
your dog with this cover 😁
B̴̦͇̪̹͈̳̈́̒̂̔͊̉̏̚U̵͉͈̪͌̔̒͑̃͛̓T̶̲̦̰̠͚̬̙̐͌͋̅̿̃͜͠͝͝
if you want the cover off...
you can't take the cover off! 🚫
Which is a cool feature!
...but not really 😆
Billy Corgan: "LET ME OUUUUTT"
This truck could use some
foundation repair 🛠️
🎵🎶🎵🎶
Don't stick your head-
...
...in there 😬
(music dies)
"DAMN IT"
Oh well 🤷
That kinda sucks. lel
👅
My hairline really is receding
and not re-seeding
🥁😑
🌳
(Overlapping compilation of Doug's recordings)
"Three weeks later..."
You can see... a massive
...thing on the outside... of this whatever
🦗🦗🦗
Suddenly, I don't really give a
Cyberf**k
about any of THISSS!
Because whatever, it's really not special anymore...
🥲 🎵 Chamber of Echoes - The Way Out (The Rebirth) 🎵
Let's watch someone else's Cybertruck review instead!
CHECK OUT
MY MOM
MY BIG OL' MOM
????
Psychotruck 😎
And it is ASS guzzlin' time!
ASS GUZZLIN'
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
F**K YOU!
I JUST ATE CHICKEN 🍗
🎵 Hampton the Hampster - The HampsterDance Song 🎵
A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a
wew... weeew
We did not pick up
my medications today! 💊
... yay
But we did pick up
w33d off the sidewalk! 🪴
*drug freakout*
You see this? This thing's got a lot of depth...
M'kay? Look there...
I could put a lot of things... down in that bed!
...
help me 😭
Sesler SaaSer truck
runs off of NO batteries 🪫
???????? 🤨
(ruining his Psychotruck like GoG intended)
Hello Mark
"O HAI MARK"
And I don't pollute the atmosphere, neither!
Ya hear that? 👂
🔊 *LOUD RUMBLING*
...silence! 😊
SAS
(-80 health)
"TAKE A SH*T"
...I just realized I lost my t*ts 😮
😠
You can see here I have myself a
hard di-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-
My 🌭 is SO STIFF...
You an pick it up
off the sidewalk
It's a BIG OL' pickle 🥒
It is a BIG OL'
"PINGAS"
...At least that's what my wife tells me
?!?!?!?!?!?
Bet you ain't never seen no vehicle...
...with doors! 😉
"NO MORE DOORS!"
(assaulting the door)
BITCH, I bet you ain't never seen
my BIG OL' ass
*unzipping*
Y'ALL LOOK AT DAT RIGHT DAR
"Wow!" 😲
That's a nice t1ght butt, Billy!
...and quite large!
🤦
This safety informafety video
is sponsored by
DEODORANT
BECAUSE I STINK SO MUCH
Jack White: "oooohh I think I smell"
i'mm'i I'MM'I
I got four thousand dubs
in Fortnite
go p-👈p-p-p👈-p-pewwwwww 👈
👈👈👈👈👈 (DON'T TAP)
You can see here I have a
BIG OL'
face to gently ram
into the steering wheel!
...
(looks like fun tbh)
😴💤
Your face
e
eh
And I don't pollute the atmosphere, neither
Look at this:
Ya hear that? 👂
💩
I just sh*t myself in the truck!
(trying to point the blame at someone else)
Just gonna do some offroadin'
in the awful Cybertruck.
*big crash*
Oopsie! 😅
Doug DeMuro hit my truck 😠
And now it's time to give... a Crazy Score! 🤪
("crazy" supercut compilation)
crazy piece of CRAP 😠
crazy, crazy
And now it's time to give the Butt Score! 👏
...This might take a while.
("butt" supercut compilation)
a camera is mounted in the
BUTT
butt, but it works perfectly
butt, butt
but your rearview butt
buttbuttbuttbutt
but it's decent size butt
buttbuttbutt
BUTT SWITCHES
("butt" supercut compilation)
back to the butt... again
buttbuttbutt
but the strangest part is...
when you put down the sun visors...
to cover up the
BUTTbuttbuttbuttbutt
but they still had to do a butt
buttbuttbuttbuttbuttbutt
but no butt 🤷
but I'm all about the butt 😎
("butt" supercut compilation)
but it's nice to see a
BUTT
(my butt is getting tired😪)
And the Butt Score is here:
82 out of 100 🤯
which is very impressive!
It is an absolute sh*t show 👏
Hey guys, CS here 😃
*more diddling with the butt- err, buttons)
🎊
I fixed the button!
Now you can use the tailgate opener button. You push that...
and then the taiat eht neht dna
sh that
ttttttttt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
butt opener, butt opener, butt opener
b-u-u-u-u-u-u-
just open her butt
open her butt, open her butt, open her butt
just a little more 🍑
because I have a couple of inches
for you to grab
iinncchheess ffoorr yyoouu ttoo ggrraabb...
It's pretty hard, and quite long...
You know... what it is 😈
🎵 Yello - Oh Yeah 🎵
*squirt squirt squirt*
It comes
IT COMES
inside of the windshield
as you can see 👀
Now... this is a
mess 🫧
and I don't know how you're gonna clean the windshield 🤷
Probably with your tongue 😛
or your finger ☝️
or your feet 🦶
or your pixelated dong 🍆
...
...I'm still stuck 😭
Captions done manually by cs188, thanks for watching 😁👍
I'M TAKIN' IT
straight up my
????
three times
every day!
I got a deal-do
So, I ain't gotta deal with
all that 💦