🎵 [Just believe me, don't watch!] 🎵
🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵
I HAAAAATE
YOUTUBE SO MUCH
for removing the original video
I'm sooooooo upset...
and so I have decided
to make it a second time!
'Cuz YouTube
Can suck (on) my coooock
my untrimmed coooock
🎵 [Music: Dua Lipa - Levitating] 🎵
HEYYYY MARIO!
Ain't that Dua Lipa on the radio?
Mario: "...NO?"
Mario is clearly a fucking idiot Mario: "...NO?"
MARIO, FUCK YOU
Mario: "...Where am I?"
I'M GONNA POOP ON
MARIO'S STUPID FACE!
Mario: "Uh-oh!"
[excessive poop noises[ Mario: "It's been one of those days..."
(pitchshifted) 🎵 ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 🎵
I'M SAAAAUUUCE
Tonight I have decided...
I wanna fuck your sister
and I'm always gonna wanna
DO MY MOM
(OGH?)
ayy-ayy-AYY-AYY
MIDAS
naaaehhh, naaaehhh
I want the world to see
your sweet boobies
on the FRURF
yeeaayy, yeeaayy, yeeaayy (pitchshifted)
I went and let you...
LICK my cock
my untrimmed cock!
I want cs188...
to stare at my hard erection!
(WTF)
I'm so gay!
So gay!
SO GAY!!
It's okay that I'm so gay!
TIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIiiii
I NEED SOME DRUGS
I can't deny...
aaaayyy...
AAAAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYAAAAAYYYYYAAAaaaaaAAAYYYYYY
I just took CBD
and now I don't wanna
do a single thing
(slow) HHHHEEEeeeeeEEEEYYYYYYyyyy
I'm watching Rugrats
on my T.V.
HEYYYY HOH SISTER!
Ain't that a dead meme? ;)
HoH SiS narrator: "Fuck you!"
oooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
I just wanna...
eat your Oreos!
(vacuum mouth intensifies)
You're a virgin
and I'm Madonna
and I'm your sister!
You're a virgin...
and I'm a virgin...
and Mario's a virgin...
Mario: "...No??"
and Justin Bieber's a virgin...
Justin: "What do you mean??"
YOY-YOY-YOY-YOY-YOY
I don't wanna miss a thing
🎵 Aerosmith: "AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING" 🎵
Aerosmith: "I JUST WANNA PISS ON YOU"
Aerosmith: "JUST LIKE THIS..."
The smell of URINE
every tiiiiiiiime
you piss on me!
[silent golden shower]
aaahhdidaaahhdidaaaahhdid
I'm so glad you have an...
untrimmed D like me!
YEEEEY
The way you moom-wmoom
faayt-yey-faayt
jizzjizzJIZZJIZZJIZZ
I DON'T WANNA BE AN ASSHOLE
I JUST WANNA BE
AN ASSHOLE FISTER
(probably getting fisted:) aaaaaeeeeAAAHHHHYYEEEAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHH
THE SMELL OF DOO DOO
on my hands
AHHA- I can't be
on the radio
(stuttering) Heeeee-EEEEEE-eeeeyyyyy...
...heh
You're the only one I'm creamin' in, ya see...
I can smell my feet now finally!
In fact...
I can blow myself now finally!
The way you move ain't FAIRY-O
The way you move is MARIO
(deep breaths)
I need some pistols
so you can watch me
blow your braaaiiiiins
right out on the rug!
Watchin' you bleed's the only thing I need
TONIGHT 🔪🩸
I want the world to...
SUUUUCK MY COOOOCK
I want Dua Lipa to...
SUUUUCK MY COOOOCK
Lipstick on...
MY COOOOCK
I want my hard erection...
TO SUUUUCK MY COOOOCK
Penn: "SHUT... THE FUCK... UP!"
(a second fisting, probably:) AAAAHHHAAAAHHAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHHH
I want Mario to...
SUUUUCK MY COOOOCK
Mario: "...NO??"
...tonight.
...hhhhiiiaaaaaaa
🔊 [SURPRISE GRAPEFRUITING]
Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this...