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🎵 [Just believe me, don't watch!] 🎵

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🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵

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I HAAAAATE

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YOUTUBE SO MUCH

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for removing the original video

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I'm sooooooo upset...

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and so I have decided

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to make it a second time!

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'Cuz YouTube

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Can suck (on) my coooock

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my untrimmed coooock

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🎵 [Music:  Dua Lipa - Levitating] 🎵

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HEYYYY MARIO!

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Ain't that Dua Lipa on the radio?

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Mario: "...NO?"

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Mario is clearly a fucking idiot
Mario: "...NO?"

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MARIO, FUCK YOU

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Mario: "...Where am I?"

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I'M GONNA POOP ON

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MARIO'S STUPID FACE!

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Mario: "Uh-oh!"

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[excessive poop noises[
Mario: "It's been one of those days..."

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(pitchshifted)
🎵 ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah 🎵

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I'M SAAAAUUUCE

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Tonight I have decided...

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I wanna fuck your sister

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and I'm always gonna wanna

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DO MY MOM

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(OGH?)

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ayy-ayy-AYY-AYY

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MIDAS

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naaaehhh, naaaehhh

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I want the world to see

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your sweet boobies

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on the FRURF

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yeeaayy, yeeaayy, yeeaayy (pitchshifted)

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I went and let you...

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LICK my cock

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my untrimmed cock!

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I want cs188...

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to stare at my hard erection!

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(WTF)

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I'm so gay!

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So gay!

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SO GAY!!

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It's okay that I'm so gay!

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TIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIiiii

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I NEED SOME DRUGS

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I can't deny...

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aaaayyy...

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AAAAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYAAAAAYYYYYAAAaaaaaAAAYYYYYY

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I just took CBD

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and now I don't wanna

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do a single thing

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(slow) HHHHEEEeeeeeEEEEYYYYYYyyyy

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I'm watching Rugrats

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on my T.V.

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HEYYYY HOH SISTER!

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Ain't that a dead meme? ;)

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HoH SiS narrator: "Fuck you!"

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oooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

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I just wanna...

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eat your Oreos!

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(vacuum mouth intensifies)

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You're a virgin

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and I'm Madonna

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and I'm your sister!

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You're a virgin...

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and I'm a virgin...

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and Mario's a virgin...

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Mario: "...No??"

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and Justin Bieber's a virgin...

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Justin: "What do you mean??"

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YOY-YOY-YOY-YOY-YOY

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I don't wanna miss a thing

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🎵 Aerosmith: "AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING" 🎵

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Aerosmith: "I JUST WANNA PISS ON YOU"

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Aerosmith: "JUST LIKE THIS..."

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The smell of URINE

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every tiiiiiiiime

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you piss on me!

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[silent golden shower]

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aaahhdidaaahhdidaaaahhdid

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I'm so glad you have an...

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untrimmed D like me!

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YEEEEY

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The way you moom-wmoom

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faayt-yey-faayt

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jizzjizzJIZZJIZZJIZZ

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I DON'T WANNA BE AN ASSHOLE

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I JUST WANNA BE

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AN ASSHOLE FISTER

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(probably getting fisted:)
aaaaaeeeeAAAHHHHYYEEEAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHH

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THE SMELL OF DOO DOO

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on my hands

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AHHA- I can't be

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on the radio

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(stuttering)
Heeeee-EEEEEE-eeeeyyyyy...

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...heh

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You're the only one I'm creamin' in, ya see...

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I can smell my feet now finally!

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In fact...

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I can blow myself now finally!

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The way you move ain't FAIRY-O

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The way you move is MARIO

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(deep breaths)

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I need some pistols

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so you can watch me

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blow your braaaiiiiins

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right out on the rug!

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Watchin' you bleed's the only thing I need

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TONIGHT 🔪🩸

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I want the world to...

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SUUUUCK MY COOOOCK

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I want Dua Lipa to...

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SUUUUCK MY COOOOCK

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Lipstick on...

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MY COOOOCK

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I want my hard erection...

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TO SUUUUCK MY COOOOCK

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Penn:  "SHUT... THE FUCK... UP!"

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(a second fisting, probably:)
AAAAHHHAAAAHHAAAAHHHAAAAAAHHHH

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I want Mario to...

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SUUUUCK MY COOOOCK

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Mario: "...NO??"

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...tonight.

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...hhhhiiiaaaaaaa

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🔊 [SURPRISE GRAPEFRUITING]

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Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this...